make your day smiles better

Siggi · Moderator Joined: Apr 08, 2003 Posts: 3013 Location: spain

i know there are a few joke strings in the bowels of this forum, but i could not readily find them.......
so i had to start a new one when i found this little spakling gem:

The Washcloth

Ladies this has to be read, laughed at and passed on.
There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this!

i was due for an appointment with the gynaecologist later in the week.Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am.

I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort.
So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pyjamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in 'that area' to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?"
I didn't respond. After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal ... some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc.

After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom. "Mummy, where's my washcloth?" I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."

now we will all have to try to glitter, sparkle AND smile and EVERYONE will wonder what we have been up to!!!
_________________
"May Your Clicking Finger Never Wither"

Tower Tales Book I, II & III

thebags · Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 3:16 pm Post subject:

Great joke ... it has been circulating by email for years. I think I first read it about 9 years ago when I got my very first computer ... but I do enjoy it and laugh every time it comes around again.

Thanks for sharing ... Barb
_________________
You can never have too many friends.
My website
My graphics.com album

Siggi · Moderator Joined: Apr 08, 2003 Posts: 3013 Location: spain

barb, the joke must have had a VERY leisurely swim over the ocean to us, cos i only got it about a month ago and still smile when i think of it...
_________________
"May Your Clicking Finger Never Wither"

Tower Tales Book I, II & III

Eftelibra · Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 5:55 am Post subject:

LMAO - and believe it or not, it may have been around that long, but I've never read it before.

I shall think of that when I have an appointment in the future.

Siggi · Moderator Joined: Apr 08, 2003 Posts: 3013 Location: spain

eftelibra, this joke must have had a bit of a holiday here in spain first and now you can help it make the uk sparkle as well!!!
_________________
"May Your Clicking Finger Never Wither"

Tower Tales Book I, II & III

Jedi-Wizad · Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 10:19 am Post subject:

First time i've seen that one

....LMAO-OL

....still snickering too...ROFL !

Thanks Siggi !
_________________
"As you believe" ---->Mural Gallery

Boleyn · Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 7:51 am Post subject:

...giggle...
well I have seen that one before but since I always forget the punch line in such stories it is not wasted on me. Now I'm thinking about whether I should put some glitter up when having my next appointment just to see if the doctor has read it too...

_________________
headless throughout the ages

moosedaddy · Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 11:10 am Post subject:

In this case all that glitters is Golden
that was the first time for me as well!
heres one... did you every smell moth balls?
_________________
Destiny of Spirit United in His Love

moosedaddy · Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 11:11 am Post subject:

How did you get there little legs apart!!!!!!!!!!
_________________
Destiny of Spirit United in His Love

Siggi · Moderator Joined: Apr 08, 2003 Posts: 3013 Location: spain

ok, between jedi-mikeys glittering sabre, boleyns blind the doctor test and moosedaddys golden moth balls....i am still smiling!!!
_________________
"May Your Clicking Finger Never Wither"

Tower Tales Book I, II & III